What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? I learned to pick on anyone who ain’t like me I learned to kick and spit and punch I learned to be proud of my history And those founding fathers were white like me And that’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school
What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? I learned you need permission to walk to the halls I learned how to smoke in the bathroom stalls I learned how to dress older than my age So I can date outside my grade And that’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school
What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? I learned that the army is really cool from teachers and textbooks and recruiters at school How I can be all I can be, and bring some heathens some democracy And that’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school
What did you learn in school today, dear little tranny of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little tranny of mine? I learned that I need to fit into some box That girls have vags and boys have cocks I learned that I shouldn’t live outside my role Or I’ll get smacked and tied to a pole And that’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school
What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? I learned I shouldn’t always speak my mind I learned to shut up and stand in line I learned the virtue of sitting still I learned the virtue of taking pills And that’s what I learned in school today That’s what I learned in school