And so I’m home in the asylum Ever alone in the asylum \"No, don’t leave me!” I cried Now I’m locked deep inside His subconscious, just trapped forever Look who’s laughing now… (Laughter)
I was the clown prince of crime, He was the next in line. I was him, And he was me...
Oh what a Joker he could be... Now the darkness closes in, No one’s laughing now... (Sobbing)
(Chorus) I’m stuck in his head and not laughing I’d be better off dead, and I’m not laughing I begged and I pled, but he stopped me laughing! If you only knew… The things I do for you.
I was the ace of knaves, He was my king of spades. What a pair, Suits clashed in style! It could have worked, This Joker’s wild! I felt so flushed together, Look who’s laughing now...
(Chorus) I’m stuck in his head and not laughing. I’d be better off dead, and I’m not laughing! Take Robin instead! Then I’d be laughing I’m finished! Done! I’m through All because of you.
It was my final tour, Always leave ‘em wanting more! But before the curtain call, Make sure you try and slay ‘em all. Nothing good can last forever No one’s laughing now...
(Chorus) I’m stuck in his head and not laughing. I’d be better off dead, and I’m not laughing. I begged and I pled, but he stopped me laughing! Oh, what can I do…? So near and far from you.
(Sobbing mixed with laughter)
Oh, you’re a great crowd, I’ll be here all week, try the veal…