The freaks'll stay together They're tight old crew You look at them And they look at you I love the ballyhoo girl But she don't care It's hard to find love anywhere Hard to find love anywhere
The professor is the talker He's the talking man And if he can't clean a midway Nobody can He'll get the tip on in From the midway mud You gotta have the sawdust in the blood Gotta have the sawdust in the blood
See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl Come see the big fat lady 'Gator slim with the alligator skin Come see the devil baby
Springer is the talker He's the talking man He's got the whole studio Eating ou of his hand You can be on too With the nuts and the geeks Call 1-800-Ima frek 1-800 Ima frek
Be the pig-faced man and the monkey girl Come be the big fat lady 'Gator slim with the alligator skin Come be the devil baby