It's not 'cause I shouldn't It's not 'cause I wouldn't And, you know That is not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town
My poor heart is achin' To bring home some bacon And if I am Alone and forsaken It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town
Though I'm more Than willing to learn How these gals Get money to burn Every proposition I turn it down 'Way down
It's not 'cause I shouldn't It's not 'cause I wouldn't And, you know That it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town
Nothing ever worries me, Nothing ever hurries me. I take pleasure leisurely Even when I kiss. But when I kiss they want some more, And wanting more becomes a bore, It isn't worth the fighting for, So I tell them this:
It's not 'cause I shouldn't It's not 'cause I wouldn't And, you know That it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town