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M - Hi Cindy!

C - Hi Marta! This is a new short episode about dating, let's call it the B-Side of dating, does that sound good?

M – Great, we're going to talk with a couple of friends today about their dating experiences.

C – Have you found some MOVERS AND SHAKERS ? People who really HAVE THEIR FINGER ON THE PULSE of the dating scene?

M – well...they have a pulse. First off, I think it's a good idea to get a teenager's point of view on dating today.

C - Oh good, are we going to talk to Ashley?

M - Yes, providing that she can hear her phone ring above her iPod blowing out what's left of her eardrums.
Hello, Ashley?

Ashley - ''Hold on....yeah, I'll have a double mango smoothie to go.''

M - Ashley, are you at the mall again? I thought you had maxed out your credit card?

A - Marta? Is that you?

M - Yes, dear.... turn off the music...

A - What?

M - Turn off the music or I'm hanging up now!''

A - Okaaaaayyy, but KILLER SONG right?

M - Yes, Ashley. I don't know if I'd call it music but...

A - ...you look pretty on your website. I showed all my friends. We loooooooove your eyeshadow. Where did you get it?

M - Ashley, you can't spend any more money. Honey, we wanted to talk to you about dating. Do you have any advice for us?

A - Debbie is a SKANK.

M - Ok, and by ''skank'' you mean a girl of low moral values?

A - I mean Debbie the Skank. She talks bad about my best friend Kellie, like, all the time.

M - What happened, Ashley?

A - I don't want to talk about it.

M - Oh, come on.

A - No.

M - ok, I'll buy you that eye shadow you wanted.

A - OK, Debbie is such a skank. She like totally stole Kellie's boyfriend and I'm all like :''You should kick her ass!'' And I'm all like : “Whatever” And she's all like : ''Whatever'' and I'm like ''Yeah...

Cindy - Is that your office phone ringing?

M - Yes, hold on Ashley, let's see who it is... Hello? This is Marta Innocenti...

Debbie - Girl you don't know me! You don't know me! Call me a skank!

M - Debbie is that you?

D - that's right. Damn! Put me on! I wanna talk to her!

M - Ashley, we have Debbie on the line now and I'm putting her through.

D - Girl, you don't know me!

A - I know you're a skank. Oh excuse me- a girl of low-moral value! You stole Kellie's boyfriend, right before prom!

D - That's right, and I'll get your man too if you keep SCARFING DOWN those double mango smoothies. Because let's face it, you're looking a little CHUBBY !

A - Oh no you didn't just go there!

D - That's right, that's right! I did! What? what?

M - I can't take it any more

Cindy - ...did you just hang up on them?

M - yeah, of course!

C - ...Awesome!

M - Ashley forgot to mention that she stole Debbie's boyfriend last year over Spring Break in Cancun.

C - oh, the drama!

M - All right, let's move on. So today we've heard a teenager's perspective on dating.

C - Right. Debbie is a skank.

M - that's it.

C - Do you think they're still arguing?

M - Well, probably... especially if Ashley's father is still paying for her cell phone bill.
So Cindy, I think we should provide our listeners with a little ''old school'' dating advice now.

C - Oh no, who else have you found?

Barb - Hello!

M - Barb?

B - Hey, Y'all quit that. I can't hear nothin'. Y'all I'm on the phone!

M - Hello Barb, dear, it's Marta...Marta Innocenti.

B - Hold on darlin'...let me step out the trailer...Marta, is that you darlin

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