Reasons to be miserable: In my brain a pain, Very little turns me on, Marvin is my name. I'm a robot, It's my lot, A robot full of cares. I'd feel a little better if they broke me up for spares. Everything I say or do, I find the world condemning, If I had my time again, I'd rather be a lemming.
I'm just a menial robot. Oh well. They drive my crazy with their:
"Marvin, close the door." Well isn't it enough to make you "Tidy up the floor." You know, it spoils a robot's day. "Marvin, when you're finished you can put yourself away." I'm going to flip my lid! They treat me like a kid!
Robot naughty, robot bad, Robot happy, robot sad. "Who's a clever robot lad?" It would drive a human mad. Robots are inhuman, Robots are inhuman. Human robots are in, Human robots are in.
I get no satisfaction. I'm bored. Can't bear these humans when they
Make me do their work, I'd rather be a calculator. Treat me like a jerk. Hahaha, that'll be the day. Pat me on the head, I'd rather be a percolator. It'd be no trouble just to bubble life away.
Don't get a holiday, Or friends to stay. How can a robot think With his elbows in the sink?
"Marvin, peel a grape." Is there no escape? "Marvin, dig a hole." "Play some rock and roll."
Yeah, I dig it. I really hate it when they
Underload my brain, Washing up the dirty dishes. Diodes give me pain. Walking dogs and feeding fishes, Driving me insane. Just a metal slave is What a robot is, And always... will remain.