Goodness me, yes, I'd agree I was the one who ended up our history Well, it looks like you wrote the last page to me Your friends say you've got a new man
Girl, that's so not cool in so many ways These were supposed to be my carefree single days Instead I'm punching walls and coming up with ways Ways to win you back from your new man
Woah, woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, woah, woah
Right now, he's a probably moaning your name The thought of it is driving me insane Got to get religion just to ease the pain Thinking about you loving your new man
Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed? Told ya keep it frozen, it caught fire instead Have you not heard a single word I've said? No, you were busy loving your new man
Goodness garage, his name is probably Rog He probably drives a truck and his hands are probably big I bet he fixes things around your place when they break If he says he likes your cooking he's a fake
Girl, please say, he doesn't tuck his shirts in, please Please say, he doesn't wear a gold chain, please Things were going great, I even went on a date Then I found out about your new man
Woah, woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, woah, woah
Right now, he's a probably moaning your name The thought of it is driving me insane Got to get religion just to ease the pain Thinking about you loving your new man
Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed? Told ya keep it frozen, it caught fire instead Have you not heard a single word I've said? No, you were busy loving your new man Aw, come on
Holly around the tree that kiss was meant for me Trust me he'll get way too drunk at your Christmas party Your friends will laugh at first but as the night gets worst Collectively they'll run off your new man
And who'll be standing there looking like Fred Astaire Me, and I'll be singing Where, oh, where have you been all fall? While I was having a ball, certainly not with your new man
Woah, woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, woah, woah
Right now, his a probably crying your name The thought of it is driving him insane Got to find another just to ease the pain Thinking about you loving your new man
Well, did you get the messages he left on your phone? Told you that he's sorry and to please, come home Maybe you'd of answered but were you alone? No, you were busy loving your new man, right
You were busy loving your new man, me You were busy loving your new man, that's right