I was sort of slightly thinkin bout the same old shit I ditched the spring cleaning in my apartment Now I’m pacing back and forth from cabinet to fridge I keep checking my phone repeatedly but nothing’s in it So I’m walking down the street with my cigarette I’m going back to the diner that we first met To drink a cup of coffee and speed my head And figure out how long my broken heart’s been bad If you don’t call me back oh yeah I’m gonna shoot myself oh yeah If he’s the best you ever had oh yeah I’m gonna shoot him too oh If my friends say that I’m an asshole They’re probably telling you the truth I just hate myself oh yeah Since I fell in love with you oh oh Since I fell in love with you oh oh I was sort of slightly tipsy and I said somethings Woke up the next morning to a note and a ring It said she’s off to Reno and she don’t feel the same She said there’s someone else, she gotta catch her plane So I’m walking down the road with ripped up clothes Going back to the path that I should have chose I hope I make it to the bar before they close One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer to go If you don’t call me back oh yeah I’m gonna shoot myself oh yeah If he’s the best you ever had oh yeah I’m gonna shoot him too oh If my friends say that I’m an asshole They’re probably telling you the truth I just hate myself oh yeah Since I fell in love with you oh oh I was sort of slightly running out of things to say When you made the mistake of calling me in vain I stuck around like honey baby it’s okay Like a mouthful of sand from a tidal wave If you don’t call me back oh yeah I’m gonna shoot myself oh yeah If he’s the best you ever had oh yeah I’m gonna shoot him too oh If my friends say that I’m an asshole They’re probably telling you the truth I just hate myself oh yeah Since I fell in love with you oh oh