I Hate the Holidays (feat. Tyler Carter of Woe, Is Me)
the snow falling into my feet i didn't hang up the lights or even put up the tree i'm tired of jingly bells mass texts and candy canes and all the happy christmas songs are driving me insane and i, i didn't buy any cards or wrap any gifts cause i'll be all alone on december 25th
'tis the season to find a reason (fa la la la la la la la la) last year's cheer maxed out my visa (fa la la la la la la la la) the only thing i wrote down on my christmas wish list is to let me sleep in on december 25th
how i hate hate hate i hate the holidays i hate hate hate i hate the holidays i light the fireplace to burn up santa's face because i hate hate hate i hate the holidays
all roads are icy and cold i didn't answer my phone or make a man out of snow i'm tired of tv shows, hot cocoa and mistletoe's and the stupid santa house and ugly christmas clothes and i wanna punch rudolph in his big old shiny nose cause i'll be spending christmas alone
how i hate hate hate i hate the holidays i hate hate hate i hate the holidays i light the fireplace to burn up santa's face because i hate hate hate i hate the holidays
i remember being restless on christmas eve got less and less presents ages 7 or 17 maybe if you didn't leave for that guy in tennessee i'll hang up a stocking or decorate the tree the darkest house on the street is where i'm gonna stay cause last year's electricity wasn't easy to pay tell the carolers, the mormons and jehova's f*cking gang to stay the f*ck away
how i hate hate hate i hate the holidays i hate hate hate i hate the holidays
and i don't even want starbucks cause this years cups suck