Well, let's make like a tree and leave Well, let's make like a storm and blow Now let's play like a chicken and fly this coop Let's make like rock 'n' roll
Took my baby to a ball Hadn't been there long at all She turned to me and then she said Well let's blow this joint, the music's dead
We've been here for quite a while Long-hair music cramps my style It's the deadest place that I been in And what's that thing called a violin
You said that the music was fine We would have a rockin' time All I've heard since I arrived Is the stuff they played when gramps was alive