This Sock Opera (Gravity Falls Parody of 'This Day Aria')
Bipper/Bill Cipher: This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small No puppet strings can hold me down So I patiently watch the town What they don't know is that I will fool them all.
Dipper: This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of a puppet show With all my friends to watch and know That they'll see that it's not really me at all.
Bipper/Bill Cipher: I could give way about the play Now that Pine tree is away from me, Abnormal will soon be the norm! Folks will be laughing and sodding And then, they will be applauding They will enjoy the calm before the storm! Soon, I will destroy the world, I won't be stopped by a silly girl, But the journal will also be mine.
Dipper: I must find Mabel before its too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say I don't fear that I may lose them To one who wants to use them For chaos and world domination I'm sorry for what I've done, Oh I shouldn't have been so dumb Oh Gravity Falls, don't worry, here I come!
Bipper/Bill Cipher: Finally the moment has begun. It's time to enjoy all the fun.
Dipper: Oh, the show I won't make They'll end up falling for a fake The Journal will be
Bipper/Bill Cipher: Mine, all mine! (maniacal laughter)