Matt Best - Navy Seal vs. Army Ranger | Текст песни

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Navy Seal:
Sick with the rap when I bring my flow

I’m spitting faster than your girl getting off with my photo

And every girl dying just to give me hugs

Soon as I step out of my motherf*cking class

BUDS

Top secret missions you know we never stoppin’

Walk in the bar yelling “Bro I just killed bin Laden!”

Published my book and I got movies made

Next step is rapping and I’m here to stay

Army Ranger:

So let’s start, and this might be mean

But you can’t act, not even better than Charlie Sheen

I see you on Fox News talking about danger

What happened to quiet professional? Oh, that’s a Ranger

RASP and Ranger School stayed up for days and nights

Just to get a Regiment to slaughter you on this mic

You belong in a boat, get your ass back in the bay

I know you need a hero so Rangers Lead The Way

I’m a Predator, a warrior, and a night stalker

You better EXFIL now like ‘GET TO THE CHOPPA!”

Get all your boys together and call you seamen

Funny, that’s the same thing that your chick is feigning

Navy Seal:

Sea, air, and land I’ve got years of training

I ball so hard they call me Peyton Manning

I got my perfect pushup and my TRX band

Drinking Frog Fuel, “Why?”

Because I’m the motherf*cking man

Operator as f*ck #hashtag my nation

Dick so big it needs its own station

You think you’re operators

But half of you can’t even grow beards

Climb down your ladder bitch, Bottom Tier

I got my SWCC, driving my whip

Doing donuts while I’m fighting Rangerettes off my dick

Come to BUDS and we’ll make you a believer

But for now quit rap and stick to airfield seizures

You think you’re pretty cool with your static line?

How many slots you get to HALO?

That’s right get in line

Department of the Navy bitch you know who

I get more funding than your regiment NSW

Army Ranger:

Your Tier line it doesn’t even work

So let me explain it to you

You play with a surfboard

You’re not in DEVGRU

Call me Chuck Norris ’cause I’ll kill you with my stare

Your pre-mission checks are hands, eyes, ears, HAIR!

We were smokin’ dudes before you ever came around

You thinking making movies is original bitch? Black Hawk Down

Your ego is so big I can see it from space

I bet the only picture you masturbate to is to your own face

You joined the Navy, your life is filled with remorse

Just like your girlfriend after she slept with all of Task Force

You think you’re spittin’ so fast?

It’s like the second I rap you come in last

Initiate a blast, screw a failure drill I’m f*cking decapitating your ass

Because I got it and I’m never gonna stop it

I rip it, kill it, conceal it, steal it, reveal it

BOOM in your chest

You know I know you feel it

And after this rap I’m going to out shoot you at the range

And give Ranger panties to your team buddy who just had a sex change

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