How many times have we been here before? How many pieces have to break? So many reasons not to celebrate But I hate to see you cry so let's drink before goodbye
I got a bottle I've been saving up Thought that we'd drink it all night, hey We were the opposite of breaking up Can't believe I'm losing you We just opened up too soon
We got champagne problems Only one way to solve 'em Raising our glass cause it's our loss With these champagne problems Just keep on, keep on drinking Keep on, keep on drinking
God damn See you licking frosting from your own hands Want another taste, I'm begging, yes ma'am I'm tired of all this candy on the dry land, dry land, oh
Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me, ah You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy
But you're moving so carefully; let's start living dangerously
We got champagne problems Only one way to solve 'em Raising our glass cause it's our loss With these champagne problems Just keep on, keep on drinking Keep on, keep on drinking
Talk to me, baby I’m going blind from this sweet sweet craving, whoa-oh Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean [x2]
We got champagne problems Only one way to solve 'em Raising our glass cause it's our loss With these champagne problems Just keep on, keep on drinking Keep on, keep on drinking