I almost said you used to be a lot of fun But so did I The spirit used to move us Used to shimmy and shake like kites
Tonight I wanna look at these kids With their banners so bright Tails all twisted In the middle of the night
Oh, please Melt my puritan heart Oh, please Melt my puritan heart
I got a six-pack at the Speedway We can finish it at my place Sometimes I get a little wistful You can read it right off my face
Ah, who am I kidding? I'm a young man, too Better move the furniture 'Cause I know just what to do
Please Melt my puritan heart Oh, please Melt my puritan heart Melt my puritan heart Melt my puritan heart Oh, oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Are you underage in your underwear? The squares will stare but you just don't care There's a tub downstairs with the juice and gin We can all be lovers, we can all be friends
So please So please So please Melt my puritan heart oh oh, oh oh Melt my puritan heart Melt my puritan heart Melt my puritan heart Oh, oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah