One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (George Thorogood cover)
Will: I wanna tell you a story About the house-man blues I come home on Friday Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
Coach Beiste: Uh um She said, that don't confront me, Long as I get my money next Friday
Will: Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent And out the door I went
Both: One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Will: Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
Both: One bourbon, one scotch, one beer, HAH!
Coach Beiste: I ain't seen my baby since the night before last Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
Both: One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Will: I want all that!)
Will: No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
Both: One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Beiste: YEAH!) One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Will: C'MON NOW!) One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Will: Yeah baby, drinks on me!)