Mattias "IA" Eklundh - Apparatus | Текст песни

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Since this record is one giat overkill, in every aspect, I thought it might be a good idea to start off with a funky tune to prevent scaring every listener at once. At least it reminds me a little of a real song with a verse, bridge and a chorus you ca hum along to (although you'd have to be eunuch to sing it accurately in pitch).
The "apparatus" used on this track is a small Chinese dildo called "Lady's Finger" (also featured on Freak Kitchen instrumental "SixDildo Bob and the Bluegrass Samba from Hell" from our third record). While increasing and lowering the vibrations of the dildo over the pick-ups on the guitar you get the delicate sound heard in the beginning and middle of the song. This invention has proved to be quite popular in live situations where the audience is invited to imitate various dildo "licks" on some kind of bizzare sing-along contest (instead of the usual Neanderthal growls).