Met you in front of the diner and you had blue hair You were so nice You were from L.A. but you were all there You were all right So many people say that they have it together But I think you're a nice guy And I think we could be birds of a feather Met you in front of a diner and you were so sweet Made my heart beat, oh, my, my, my, my, my I met you with your mother and she had green shoes She was so cool, it was fine, fine, fine, fine, fine So many people say that they have it together But I think you're a nice guy And I think we could be birds of a feather Oh, feather, oh, birds You were sorting pictures and you gave me one Of a nun who was playing the drums She was crazy, her name was Katie I think you're so fun You don't think I'm that strange, you're so weird That's 'cause you're so queer But who's not these days? You wear purple socks and you still like Purple Haze So many people think that you have it together But they don't see you crying in the shower Bet I can make you better 'Cause you make me better Yeah, you make me better Yeah, you make me better