something big is coming did you fail to see the signs? did i say don't cross the streams i guess i changed my mind do i like to get a sample be it stool or slime? is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
ghosts begone it's egon and i'm about to bust antique neck tie i'm the guy to trust i got really high hair even when i'm not scared built the gear that you fear beasts best beware we specialize in ESP and the sciences implied if you're dropping off a minion better get him inside we're the guys with the goggles and the meters that measure we hunt for ghosts and green geists not wildlife or treasure it's a pleasure to endeavor bell rings and we rise our prize is a poltergeist with ice in its eyes they can be chilling but we're willing cuz our billing is high call JL5-2020 soon you're money is mine i calculate on a computer that i keep in my pocket i tried trepanation but venkman had to go and stop it i wear an ectoscope to hear invisible sounds no amounts in your accounts then the busters will bounce
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i'm the boy with the toys just employ us for the proof my parents wouldn't let me play with toys as a youth i tried to nullify gravity experimented with explosives had a slinky that i straightened couldn't tell you the motive not the collective subconscious or a past life intervention then with gumption my assumption is paranormal possession girls leave me guessin did i fail to mention i'm single predicted the death of print before they invented the kindle females want my epididymis we're innocent animals melnitz has some swell bits i complimented her clavicle she's psychic, thinks i'll die but her feeling's unfounded don't think she's my type i bet she'd like the accountant prefer spores and fungus controlling statues with advantage the opposite sex is perplexing but mold i can manage they terrify beyond capacity for rational thought i guess i freak if there's a weak electrochemical bond