Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope? And you wanna buy her a popcorn and a medium coke? But when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke. Time to write a thank you note to dear old dad for the cloak.
She's really cute and her hair's illuminous. I fight the urge to smell her, cuz you know she'd get to steppin'. But, to just observe from across the way. If I was working you'd be game girl, you would not pay.
I'm nice, and sweet and I shower twice a week. Kids diggin' on my speak cuz I represent the geeks. But, I'm really hella cool and I had sex before. So, don't fidget with your digits ain't no textin' whore.
(chorus) I've falynn, and I can't get up. Girl, I love you. Yeah, I got a crush. I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch. and I don't think I can make it home alone.
I stare at my shoes and I look away. Cuz, I think you're kinda cute, and I like your face. One day we might embrace. and I'll have to have my boner you don't wanna do it doggy, I'm a rebel and a loner.
I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand. But, I can't talk to girls, unless that girl is a fan. But, yo, I got a plan. I love when it when it comes together. We'll get married and have babies, and we'll all wear matching sweaters.
Yes, I'd do her if I knew her. This is ???? my computer She don't need another stalker or intruder to pursue her She don't need a guy like me who's favorite movie's Starship Troopers Why don't you kill me, baby? It's because I am a loser.
I'm a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves. Roll up next to me I can't breathe and I wheeze. Hi, my name is mc. What's your's? That's great! Want you in the worst way. This is so our first date.
(chorus) I've falynn, and I can't get up. Girl, I love you. Yeah, I got a crush. I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch. and I don't think I can make it home alone.