[Chorus x2:] This is what I like fireplace and pipe I'm calm in the palm of my pipe and it's light I keep it barely burning I'm still learning earning stripes Fireplace and pipe there's no finer high to hype
You ever had a day you're feeling all kinds of stress Restless and defenseless every sense put through the test You wanna run away leave everything behind You Wanna find a way to stay without it preying on your mind well if you like the easy life yeah I think I know the type Retire to a higher place a fireplace and pipe A friend in your den a buddy in your study It doesn't matter when it puts an end to feeling cruddy A good book and some tea Earl Grey and Agatha Christie Conan Doyle never spoils enjoy being embroiled inside a mystery Afghan on my lap and no dread inside my head When tenacity's been tapped before I nap or go to bed It's fireplace and pipe pack it loose and smoke it slow Don't want to get tongue bite open the flue and let it flow Whether it's Winter in the Hinterlands the hardest part of harvest There'll be sparks in the hearth, glowing embers in the darkness
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Fog Morton is important Prince Albert in a can Virginias are a winner aromatics I can't stand I'm a candy flavor hater keep the sweetness in my cup Cigarettes and blunts were fun but I am done cuz I've grown up Position is tradition Mark Twain and Albert Einstein I'd rather rock what Sherlock stocks save the sess for High Times Booger eaters smokin sugar not that sorta salt You can keep your Calvin candy and I'll opt for Dr Schultz The aroma is arousing but some cronies call it a crutch When people leave me parched I park at my porch enjoy the dusk Might seem a little lonely only my pipe seems to know me I'm a hobbit of the hearth fill the twilight with Old Toby Bert from Mary Poppins might stop in to steep some tea Santa Claus might applaud my Christmas Tree and chimney key No matter who it might be can't defeat the present company of my fireplace and pipe it brings me such pleasant peace