Well my name is mc chris I kick microphone spit Not on the stage I'm a mage I amaze with my mits With my digits there's no limits cast incantations and spells Warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or face the fires of hell
I come correct protect the party with a field of force Whether its journeys or tourneys I curse kings and courts So put down your missiles and your pistol precursors Im a mercenary adversary I'm a sorcerer surfer
All usurpers are my supper I make them suffer setbacks So you better get back I'll put a jinx on your jet pack I'm an arcane pain some say my sanity's waning My presence is unpleasant ill give your essence a draining
I'm not complaining but I'm gaining better pick up the pace I warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face You want proof I'll say sooths over amulets and talismans I'll bewitch your battle plans just pass me the chalice man
I'm a fucking wizard I will fuck up your shit Put the mage on every page and you just wrote up a hit I'm a graph paper god when I'm loungin I'm lit Better check your behavior I'm the savior favorite
I'm a fucking wizard don't make me wiggle my fingers I will leave you with a lesson when your questin that lingers So don't make me wrinkle my nose or twinkle my toes Yes I'm surrounded by sparkles but I will fuck up all foes - I'm a wizard
I'm an oracle of omens I tell fortunes read palms I'm the necromancer with answers carry on and stay calm My origin's opaque I never escaped a broken home But I take place in martin manuscripts and distant tolkien tomes
I'm an angel with an angle and I advise you not to tangle I'll leave you bruised and mangled with shackles on your ankles I will not yield I have shields I will repel every attempt Every object you project I will reject and resend
I'll put a hex upon your horde I'll science your alliance I'll trounce your troop and graze you group if you stoop and show defiance Not venereal but ethereal I will voyage then vanquish An antagonistic mystic that leaves thieves in anguish
Whether it's a warrior of merit or a druid or cleric I will clean up with my team up that is simply homeric No matter what the mission all adventures are elementary Less your lethal I'll call eagles been my sentries for centuries