CPA everyday I really want to do your taxes My door is always closin when I want to gain access Maybe this place is haunted I've heard rumors and myths But if it doesn't pay its taxes then it doesn't exist I always forget my key wish my neighbor'd keep a copy Always have to get the doorman elevator to the lobby Always trying to stay fit vitamins and exercise As for Barret I can't bear it she's too easy on the eyes TV's on won't respond maybe Dana's depressed So I climbed out on the ledge like a baby possessed I couldn't pull the cable what I want is out of reach Like the lady like the key like the life I sadly seek I tried to throw a party four years on the job A promotional expense it's a tax wright off Clients instead of friends cuz my friends are often not Real what's the deal did somebody bring a dog
[Chorus:] Somebody let me in They'll join if we get our dance on Yes have some Were puny pale male and handsome Somebody let me in I just wanna take part Whether it's a party or my apartment Or the compartments of my heart
I thought it was a dog j thought it was a bear I took the elevator andnj think it took the stairs It chased me through the park got cornered on the green I thought I had a milkbone now ill never know Janine The diners did t mind they went back to their snails I got possessed by a demon now their scheme would prevail I asked a horse a question but the driver declined You will perish in flames you and all of your kind My eyes turned red and I growled I ran insane through the city I got dropped off at the Busters secretary was pretty Sport a spaghetti strainer my noodle was a no brainer Slapped some pizza on my face and smelled the popcorn container Speaking of the unit blew up and the prisoner broke free My captors got distracted so I opted to flee This is the real thing to my building where my feelings couldn't falter Once a bastard now a master had to have her on the alter
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Woke up feeling great the sensations sublime The biggest interdimensional cross rip since 1909 Tunguska it was nothing used to being misused It was a non-issue when they wanted my brain tissue I coulda sworn we did it though she denied it emphatically Tragically it had to be my slacks were slashed dramatically Actually cut to a court room where a gavel kept hammering Legal expertise was so weak I was nervous and stammering Two Italian ghosts got all our foes back on our side Ghost Busters back in the action now the city could sigh Mood altering slime was in the sewers and pipes A Carpathian painting had us all hating on life My role was baby sitter when I wish I was a Buster Asked Janine out on a date with all the courage I could muster Super Mario Brother, Parcheesi, Boggle or Twister We fed the baby french bread pizza then I guess I kinda kissed her
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The baby got abducted I had royally screwed up Got the crew out of Park View and decided to suit up No longer an accountant I was a man on a mission Keep sharp - Stay fit - and make good decisions Slimer was my driver we decided to keep the peace In tried to capture him with KFC in a deleted scene Aimed my protons at the met all of it covered in slime It went away I saved the day no longer lame but divine