Here's the kicker name is Glicker, son of Selma and Mel My persnickety parents are my own version of hell They're always grouchy cause I'm slouching you know I'm covered in dirt I know they only love me but sometimes love really hurts I didn't wanna go to camp it was disgusting and damn But my heart stared soaring saw this Victorian vamp They were not like the others, her and her brother Her dour demeanor defeated me I immediately loved her
I wouldn't build a birdhouse, I wouldn't ride a horse Allergic to archery and terrified of tennis courts Wasn't interested in crafts unless we're talkin bout witches Fuck Amanda Buckman and her brood of blonde bitches
They insisted I visit her hut for reading Hawking I tried to act nonchalant, her hotness got me gawking I worshiped and adored her, I would be her devoted slave I would let her have her way until she put me in my grave
[Chorus] She's so extra cute, her face electrocutes Aim a crossbow at your throat and that's the end of you Not prone to teenage tantrums, she's not a dream or phantom Her name is Wednesday Addams, this is my Wednesday Anthem
[2nd Verse] Say Wednesday's child is warmness(?) full of woe Her feet are sweet but did you know that one has six toes She's the unholy maggot that's always feasting on my soul Total fan of soft rock (?)and she's completely lost control She's pale, got pigtails and two eyes so wide Homicide's on her mind all the time and that's fine Dressed like someone died but I think that's just her style She acts like she don't like me but I think that's just denial Now I'm no longer languid, my life lost in daydream She hated everybody before it went mainstream Got a serious collection of serial killer trading cards But I'd trade my whole collection for a connection with her heart Got a message in my mail "Meet at the skeleton after dark" Got invited to a wedding, it's not a date but it's a start I wonder if she cares, will we kiss before we part? Underestimated her enemy let's be sweet beneath the stars
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[3rd Verse] Others glare and get a sense of ominous dread I think she's cute I want to cuddle in her octopus bed Other campers think they're cunning but she leaves them running scared She'll always be my Pocahontas and I'll be her Running Bear These teens seem prim and proper but they're rotten and they're mean But she's Gomez Addams' daughter they ought to get in her guillotine These privileged young adults are fault and some are kind of teens (?) They fail to see her greatness, their lameness is whats obscene She says she doesn't hug, her and her brother are contagious But I somehow fell in love with this poison sipping Pagan Must be practicing witchcraft I'm compelled by Cupid's Curse She's frightful and delightful my heart is rightfully hers Burnt their village to the ground, decided I wanted to stab one(?) Parted ways and seventh grade would split us like an atom Her hero's a witch burned in 1706, my hero's the girl I love a little witch in Winterfixed (?)