Is she dope, yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me since fetts vette (jets jets), shes a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me posed like a thinker, she gold like the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the x-box playing halo wish that she would clean my pipes like she wa draino, wish she wasnt hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, you shouldnt cuz it should be bad for your health, take one look at her and you be screamin for help or call up the police say put me in a cell, I cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell I love every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
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Shes a go getter dressed in a sweater we watched black hawk down together her name’s heather, there’s no better, didn’t want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant belive she showed up scholios chick, one fake tit always bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always beggin to kiss cuz you can’t resist the lips of an MC Chris we only had a month to hump it was rough she was the first one that brought over a tooth brush she missed home, horses in the barn life was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm just one bird that got away keep up to date by checkin her LJ on my birthday she bought me chucks not only does it blow it totally sucks
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Her name was lb, she was an actress I filled up her spaces like madlibs way above average she was just a sad kid so I couldnt help but give the girl my address she live in texas like to get messed up like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stop she was top notch and her bod was the best part fan of mine summertime dropping me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt help but reply chilling in her pool squinting at the sky cell phone rings MC says high so were talking everyday, flirting up a storm plans a road trip i say w3rd is born and my mind’s set on porn, and I think Im gonna score I get down on all fours start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous that an accident is imminent, never have a chance to relax and get intimate arrives at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk down little 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the street shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes sweet and she makes the first move cuz I'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and Im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?