Dave Strider sucker slapping rap cool kid Cuddled up with the mic I spew rhymes like slit wrists That sanguine sleeved grist grabbing grub kicker Clutch player as well as certified knight of time wizard
Cold as winter wielding bladekind and busting knees Cinder block breaking, boon raking, strife swag steez Dress to kill, ace suit, I make it hard to breath Karkat go ahead and tell these motherfuckers please
Piss pouring punk with some sword skills to sell. Settle bets with this fire I used to make these iron meld. Melt your face with medley, I can see you're unprepared. Unparalleled Derse prophet reciting scriptures doesn't help.
Finger cutting underclassman with a solid reputation Regulate a blog, follow count a nation Master with the bait, set in the hotel walls Where in smuppet fucking socket nightmare's are drawn
[Chorus] And know I'm D-A-V-E Strider Put your hands up and turn the fucking bass higher Hefty bunch of session players plated with armor I turn the volume up and panties drop to the ground for the starters Yo Rose, go ahead tell these suckers They better know I am no mother fucker And don't talk about state when in you my zone More swag then twenty dead dave's in a catacomb
[Part 2] Cluster fuck of past me's dropping as the seconds pass Peddle pretty penny's for your treasure but I take stacks
I spew suns searing right into your eyes But my shades see no fade, my whole persona personified Got a naknaknak for getting in trouble Me and Jade turn around to make cities from rubble
Yo born to burst your bubble, I can tell your rhymes are brittle Bone bending battle antics are the end to your adventure Running rascals right into the clutches of my bladekind I may not be a hero but you better keep in mind that
[Chorus] I'm D-A-V-E Strider Put your hands up and turn the fucking bass higher Hefty bunch of session players plated with armor I turn the volume up and panties drop to the ground for the starters Yo Rose, you better go ahead tell these suckers They better know I'm no mother fucker And don't talk about state when in you my zone More swag then twenty dead dave's in a catacomb
[Part 3] Strider shades stay on point like some swords Plastic wrapped butter knives stashed in hoards I watch the throne of Texas like a fucking raplord And having lamborghini mercy on those I scorch
Godhead dreads no rapper You see I wrap 'em in dynamite, you can try to 'em after But if you dabble in affairs and get your ass lit up from flares I only care for three things, my Witch, Seer and Heir