Verse 1 I am a scientist. I am a physicist. I know what I want, and I know how to get it, I want to unlock the universe.
Chorus Yes, I want a unified field theory. It's the only one for me.
Verse 2 A unified field theory, it's coming some day wait and see. A theory to combine electromagnetivity, with the weak and strong forces and gravity.
Chorus Yes, I want a unified field theory. Not Newtonian gravity.
Verse 3 Einstein tried, but he couldn't see, the random state of the galaxies. But quantum theory will be key, to a unified field theory.
Chorus Yes, I want a unified field theory. Not relativity.
Verse 4 Right now the best bet seems to be, the work being done in M-Theory. Time will tell but I guarantee, they ain't gonna find it at MIT.
Chorus The institute won't beat me. Ain't gonna happen G.
Outro Cause, I want a unified field theory. Yes, I want a unified field theory. You know what I mean? Yes, I want a unified field theory. And a Nobel prize for me.