Homa: I don’t sleep motherfucker off that yak and durban doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Seth Meyers: Damn Homa you a crazy chick
Homa : Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
Girls: What you want Homa Homa: to drink and fight Girls: what you need Homa Homa: to fuck all night
Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning fuck your man It’s my name that he’s screamin’
Parnell: I’m sorry Homa, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated? Homa: I never said I was a role model. Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
Homa: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick It’s Homa mother fucker drink till I’m sick slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die and all the dudes you know I’m talkin to you Girls: we love you Homa Homa: I wanna fuck you too P is for Homa P is for pussy! i’ll kill your fuckin dog for fun so don’t push me
Parnell: Well, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate. Homa : Well there’s a lot you may not know about me. Parnell: Really? Such as?
When I was in the MSIU I smoked weed every day I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I gotta a def posse and you gotta buncha dudes I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Andy Samberg: Homa you are a bad ass biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah!) and I always pay for your dry cleanin when my shit gets in your shoe (What!?) as for the drug use well I can vouch for that my dick is scared of you girl
Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any girls in Hollywood, who would it–
(Homa throws chair at Parnell) Homa: No more questions Fuck the policce, Fuck the da police