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Mc HOMA (c) - suck my dick | Текст песни

Homa: I don’t sleep motherfucker
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’

Seth Meyers: Damn Homa you a crazy chick

Homa : Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

Girls: What you want Homa
Homa: to drink and fight
Girls: what you need Homa
Homa: to fuck all night

Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you shit in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
fuck your man
It’s my name that he’s screamin’

Parnell: I’m sorry Homa, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Homa: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

Homa: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick
It’s Homa mother fucker
drink till I’m sick
slit your throat
and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the dudes
you know I’m talkin to you
Girls: we love you Homa
Homa: I wanna fuck you too
P is for Homa
P is for pussy!
i’ll kill your fuckin dog for fun so don’t push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Homa : Well there’s a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?

When I was in the MSIU
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
and you gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit

Andy Samberg: Homa you are a bad ass biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah!)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my dick is scared of you
girl

Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any girls in Hollywood, who would it–

(Homa throws chair at Parnell)
Homa: No more questions
Fuck the policce, Fuck the da police

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