this is mc kreacher (hello) i'm not pleased to meet ya (hell no) i represent the ancient house of black there's no vacancy here, man, so take a step back
wait, hold on alright, let's go
please, excuse my rudeness i used to be cool as a buddhist till intruders made my mood switch the truth is it was just me and my mistress free from mischief, drinking tea with biscuits but then sirius black came back for christmas with a pack of brats and muggleborn misfits they came to take over, gave my house a makeover i'm tryin' to fight back, but i'm only a lone soldier i told you, you traitors better run for the gates this ain't a motel, but i feel like norman bates i think you better get a little bit of etiquette all you guests are just messing with my head a bit this is my house, i keep the rooms gloomy you don't like it - sue me, take it up with judge judy i've got this black family blood moving through me, yo so it's my duty to treat you fools rudely
hey yo i'm black and proud i'm black at heart i'll fight for my family till death do us part i'm the last house-elf who's keeping it real and if you're black in your heart, man, you know how i feel come on now let's bring it back, way back to the days when the black family name was sacred, way back when my heart wasn't filled with hatred just a house-elf covered in rags and half-naked
now ever since regulus' death i've been depressed (yes) cold sweats, pain in my chest, full of regrets now i spend most of my days in the basement, basically wasting away trying not to face the pain that's just breaking me i'm thinking back to that night in the cave when i couldn't save regulus from a watery grave i thought he was awfully brave, he oughta be praised for the sacrifice that he made, the way he thought that we saved the horcrux from the dark lord's clutch undercover we were homies to one another like true blood brothers cause sirius black was just a two-faced disgrace hates his own mother, hates his own pure-blood race i set him up as bait inside the ministry gate death eaters lay in wait, they shut up the whole place it's a shame sirius wasn't the man he could be but he just hated his own name, his own family tree
hey yo i'm black and proud i'm black at heart i'll fight for my family till death do us part i'm the last house-elf who's keeping it real and if you're black in your heart, man, you know how i feel come on now let's bring it back, way back to the days when the black family name was sacred, way back when my heart wasn't filled with hatred just a house-elf covered in rags and half-naked
this song's dedicated to the memory of r.a.b. (regulus) rest in peace black at heart black and proud true blood brothers from the start this is mc kreacher house-elf 4 life