Oh… Oh, oh, oh, oh! He’s coming! He’s coming! H: Yo, Petra… uh… why are you hiding? P: It’s Levi-heichou! H: Pfft, you mean that little brat? What’s so great about him?
[MC PETRA] He’s heichou, got the dough, At the top of the class And when he walks into the club, It makes the boys and girls dance
And he got me on the floor 'Cause his glare's just too hardcore And I wish he would just come in, Instead of knocking on my door
He may be five foot three And frowns an awful lot But don’t you know he got the booty And plus, he’s really hot
So, boy, just come on Walk over here See, my shirt’s gone I want that sneer
Why don’t you go on and show me Why they call you Lance Corporal If you know what I mean
[BOTH] Vi vi, It’s Levi High high, up in the sky Vi vi, we got Levi My my, my oh my Ha ha ha ha ha Say la la la la la Ha ha ha ha ha
H: Is that really what you think? P: Shhh… Please don’t laugh. H: Let me tell you something real quick.
[HANI-G] One time I walked into the bar and saw him, Levi And he couldn’t get a drink because he’s such a small fry You know he likes to talk shit and has some crazy OCD And the way he has to clean makes me scream S T O P
Don’t even get me started On how he acts like in bed Always whining about How to do without Clean sheets on the spread
But though he ain’t got the sauce I admit; he makes love like a boss Ain’t no guy like Levi in my eye Can’t deny that we are so fly
[BOTH] Vi vi, there’s Levi By by, passing by He go high high, up so high Fly fly, we gon’ touch the sky Ha ha ha ha ha Say la la la la la Ha ha ha ha ha
[MC PETRA] Every style and flavor Underneath them layers Makes me sign a waiver To take a bite and savor
[HANI-G] You don’t have to make a grave 'Cause it's everyone he'll save To his charm, you’ll be a slave So girl, you best behave
[BOTH] Sie sind das essen (yo) Und wir sind die jäger (f’sho) And if you make a mess at home, He’ll barge right in to glare and groan Sie sind das essen (yo) Und wir sind die jäger (f’sho) More frigid than the Arctic Zone Oh, shit, he heard us; here we go!
Vi vi, It’s Levi High high, up in the sky Vi vi, we got Levi My my, my oh my Ha ha ha ha ha Say la la la la la Ha ha ha ha ha