MC Plus+ - Master and Apprentice | Текст песни

• Тексты песен
• MC Plus+
• Master and Apprentice

(First lesson)

[Plus]
One two, and a one two three
I'ma teach you to rhyme with me

[Max]
Hello World, it's Max Flow
Here I go, with raps so-so
I rap with Plus, not so low
He's my master, that's right

[Plus]
Dodo!
Three, two, and a three, two one
I'm Mr. Miyagi, you're Daniel-san
Yo check it Flow,
you need more practice
Takes time and energy to develop your tactics
Wax on, wax off; you need to focus
But know this: I'ma teach you that hip-hop dope shit

[Max]
Yes, Plus, I realise I'm sub-optimal,
but in time I'll learn to be unstoppable.
Updating my database constantly
Increasing my skill exponentially

[Plus]
Listen up Flow, can ya feel the beat?
Light up the mic dogg, ya need to bring the heat!

[Max]
I'm confused, it does not compute
What does light and temperature have to do
with delivering lyrics over the beat?
My processor is about to overheat

[Plus]
It's just a metaphor for the [???] underscores
You need to learn the tools and weapons of hip-hop
Need to come with similes that don't ever stop
Keep 'em in cache, get 'em when the beat drops

[Max]
Yes master, I'll keep that in L1
I appreciate Lesson Number One

(Second Lesson)

[Plus]
Lesson two is some serious business
I'ma start you off with some pop quizzes
A-B, and an A-B-C; Flow, what do you know about similes?

[Max]
I'm fresh like a salad that's not too old
Rhymes hot as coffee that's not yet cold
Deep unlike the plastic pools from Wal-Mart
Sharp as the very tip of a dart

[Plus]
Not bad Flow, I give you a B-Minus

[Max]
But I need more time to rap with Your Highness

[Plus]
Yo Flow! Stop ass-kissing
Spit some sick lyrics, I don't wanna see cache missing

[Max]
Plus, I'm strapped with a 9 I'm so hardcore
In this war I've got ammunition galore

[Plus]
No, no, no Max, don't go that route,
You need to learn that's not what hip-hop's about!

[Max]
I've got bling on my keyboard
A grill in my mouse
Chrome wheels on my slab
and bitches, no doubt

[Plus]
Stop the nonsense
before I kill the process
Stay true to hip-hop
Man, fuck that pop shit

[Max]
I've stored your rules in my inference engine
I now understand my mission

[Plus]
A'ight Max Flow
Now they're ready for the intro.
They don't know Max Flow
So you'd better let them know

[Max]
Hello it's Max Flow, an AI program
Got multiple hard-drives and infinite RAM
Implement interfaces from different places
From other dimensions, got incredible vision
Good intentions, but I know you're not prepared
Max Flow is on the scene, sucker MCs be scared
Written solely to bring rap justice
No one's rhymes are safe, not even Plus+'s

THE WAR AGAINST THE MACHINES

MC Plus+ еще тексты