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I know you don't understand
How could I spend 5 grand on a bike
You think that's absurd
Well, there's only one answer and there's only one word
It's performance!

I don't think you understand
Riding with finesse is more than trackstand
I got a word of advice for all of you hipsters
Go and get yourself some great set of shifters
I dropped 2 G's on my Dura Ace
I caught one race and now I'm setting the pace
My brakes are tuned up, I can stop on a dime
When I'm in the pack I'm always holding a line
My bike is so light and dialed in just right
I've got my seat raised to just the right height
So I can pedal with efficiency, don't mess with my cadence
I pedal to the beat, how you think I made this?

It's all about performance
That's the name of the game
I pump up my tires and I oil my chain
Performance, that's the name of the game
And I always ride through the pain...

All these hipsters think they're so tricky
With the messenger bags on the back on a fixie
Pedaling quickly down the hill
Don't blow out your knees and take a spill
An anodized chain? Cards in your spokes?
How can you ride? Your pants are a joke.
You can barely get your hands on you handlebars
Looking kind of shaky when you're weaving through cars
You think it makes you look like a courier?
It really just makes you look girlier
Is that a steel frame from 1988?
You might as well use it as an anchor weight

It's all about performance
That's the name of the game
I pump up my tires and I oil my chain
Performance, the name of the game
Carbon fork, carbon stem, an aluminum frame...
(God, I gotta get a carbon frame!)

24/7 I'm in nothing but spandex
Cutting through the wind 'cause I'm aerodynamic
And when I slam it, it makes you look inert
Now I'm beating uphills like my name was Eddy Merckx
With my endurance, you don't stand a chance
My cardiovascular fitness level is right up there with Lance
Doing what I can to shave off a second
I shave my legs, my girl, she doesn't get it
I [???] in my skin, but I'm never doping
Electrolyte smoothies every morning for my focus
I smoke my opponents anyhow, anywhere
Try to hang with me - I'll have you pedaling square

It's all about performance
That's the name of the game
I pump up my tires and I oil my chain
Performance, that's the name of the game
And I never feel the pain

It's all about performance
That's the name of the game
I pump up my tires and I oil my chain
Performance, that's the name of the game
And I always ride through the pain

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