Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall That deaf Dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue Becomes part of the machine Feeling all the bumpers Always playing clean He plays by intuition The digit counters fall That deaf Dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizzard There has to be a twist A pinball wizard Got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it I don't know What makes him so good
Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no buzzers and bells Don't see no lights a flashing He plays by sense of smell Always gets a replay Never seen him fall That deaf Dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
Thought I was the Bally table king But I just handed my pinball crown to him
Even at my favourite table he can beat my best His disciples lead him in He just does the rest He's got crazy flipping fingers I've never seen him fall That deaf Dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball