It could be the things I say That I’m not Straight or Gay But I’m not the particular way You expect me to be today
It might be the way I look Or that I drew all over your book But I’m not the special way You’d like me to be today
It might be that I don’t care But I don’t usually stop and stare Or scream abuse at passers by Or stick my finger in their eye Just because they’re them not me "they’re not my favourite cup of tea" Well, the Tabloid Species has run amok But that’s ok, because they’re all fucked
Perhaps there are certain things I’ve done You’d secretly consider fun But then you wouldn’t be the peculiar way You are when you wake up every day.