I used to be such a sweet sweet thing Til they got hold of me I opened doors for little old ladys I helped the blind to see
I got no friends cause they read the papers They can't be seen with me and I'm getting Shot down And I'm feeling mean
[ref] No more mister nice guy No more mister clean No more mister nice guy They say he's sick he's obscene
I got no...
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My dog bit me on the leg today My cat clawed my eye My mom's been throwing out of the society circle My dad's had to hide I went to church incognito When everybody rose the reverend smith He recognized me and punched me in