You ask me, how far will I go You ask me what I wouldn't do For the sight of my name As it fills every frame Yes, I want to be more than a flash
I ask you, what lies should I tell I tell you I'm willing to learn So enroll me in school In your kidney-shaped pool In a two-piece I make Quite a splash
'Cause I wanna be a smash
Yes, I wanna be a hit and run Till I've won every heart Be a queen to each king or mechanic Plus you, Mr. Zanuck But first, mister You have to give me the part
I know all the tricks of the trade I've even invented a few Now your interest is mounting And soon we'll be counting The lights and the nights And the cash
'Cause I'm gonna be a Smash! Yes, I'm gonna be a smash Won't you help me be a... Smash!