Meghan Trainor - "NO" PARODY | Текст песни

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• Meghan Trainor
• "NO" PARODY

Everything about this is no
This song is no
This vid is no
My dancing is no
Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears
Did fifteen years ago
What’s with your new look it’s straight up no!
Your hair is no!
Your clothes are no!
Your make-up is no!
Your stylist really blows.
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl!
No!

I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair
Change the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded the sound that made me big
nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop for a sound
That straight rips off NSYNC and Britney Spears style pop

There’s a message in this song
It’s a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a man talks to you say

Excuse me
No!
We’re here to
No!
We need to clean
No!
We need to clean the floor
We are the janitors
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!

We’ll start here
No!
Be careful!
No!
The floor is wet!
No!
Miss Trainor
I said no!
But you’re dancing too close!
You’re going to slip
No!
Quit asking me out guys I said no!

Every guy I see tries hitting on me
I’m sick of it that’s why I’m mean to them
But that sound arrogant!
No you don’t understand the effect my body has on men
All these girls with me are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song is about positive body image for overweight girls

Meghan we’re senior VPs
At your record company
We’re concerned about this

No stop trying to hit on me!

Now we think
No!
This song’s too
No!
It’s not a hit
No!
You need to re-record
And maybe write some more
Songs like you did before

I’m not going out with you assholes!

I don’t want
No!
I’m married
No!
Meghan I’m gay!
No!

Shut up leave me alone!
But Meghan
I said no!
You’re not taking me home!
What’s wrong with her?
She’s delusional!

All men are good for nothing
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar it’s totally stuck?

NO!
WHAT!?
NO!
MEGHAN PLEASE! (I was trying to help)
NO! NO!

Results are back from tests we ran on your blood Meghan and we have determined you’re actually a man
That can’t be!
Yes it can!
If I’m a man then I must say no
To my hands
No!
To my feet!
No!
To my elbows
No!
To myself as a whole!
She is losing control!
She is gonna blow!
No n-n-no n-n-no no
n-argh!

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