Mel Brooks - Inquisition | Текст песни

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• Mel Brooks
• Inquisition

All pay heed, now enters his holiness, Torquemada, the grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition
Torquemada, do not implore him for compassion,
Torquemada, do not beg him for forgiveness,
Torquemada, do not ask him for mercy,
Let's face it, you can't talk him out of anything

Let all those who wish to confess their evil ways
And to except and embrace the true church,
Convert now or forever burn in hell,
For now begins the Inquisition!

The Inquistion (Let's Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jews (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
We're gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We're gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can't refuse.
(That the Jews just can't refuse)

Confess, don’t be boring
Say yes, don't be dull
A fact you're ignoring
It's better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Oy oy gevalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you're wishing that we’d go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay

The Inquisition (Oh boy)
The Inquisition (What joy)
The Inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a temple I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus persons plunger
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shov a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

I'm sittin' flickin' chickens
And I’m lookin' thru the thickens
And suddenly these goys break down my walls
I didn't even know them
And they grab me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you're wishing that we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to,

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé, What's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay

Will you convert? NO NO NO NO
Will you confess? NO NO NO NO
Will you revert? NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES? NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I'll work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a little game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Torque, You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the car
In the car, In the car

How we doing? Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We've flattened their fingers
We've branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we'd go away
So come on all you Muslims and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
You'd better change your point of views today
Cause the Inquisition’s here and it's here to say.