All pay heed, now enters his holiness, Torquemada, the grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition Torquemada, do not implore him for compassion, Torquemada, do not beg him for forgiveness, Torquemada, do not ask him for mercy, Let's face it, you can't talk him out of anything
Let all those who wish to confess their evil ways And to except and embrace the true church, Convert now or forever burn in hell, For now begins the Inquisition!
The Inquistion (Let's Begin) The Inquisition (Look out sin) We have a mission To convert the Jews (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew) We're gonna teach them (Wrong from right) We're gonna help them (See the light) And make an offer that they can't refuse. (That the Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don’t be boring Say yes, don't be dull A fact you're ignoring It's better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Oy oy gevalt)
The Inquisition (What a show) The Inquisition (Here we go) We know you're wishing that we’d go away But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition (Oh boy) The Inquisition (What joy) The Inquisition (Oi oi)
I was sitting in a temple I was minding my own business I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass Then these papus persons plunger And they throw me in a dungeon And they shov a red hot poker up my ass Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of preparation H in sight.
I'm sittin' flickin' chickens And I’m lookin' thru the thickens And suddenly these goys break down my walls I didn't even know them And they grab me by the scrotum And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls Oy the agony Oy the Shame To make my privates public for a game
The Inquisition (What a show) The Inquisition (Here we go) We know you're wishing that we'd go away But the Inquisition's here and it's here to,
Hey Torquemada What do you say
I just got back from the auto-da-fé , auto-da-fé, What's an auto-da-fé? It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway.
Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay
Will you convert? NO NO NO NO Will you confess? NO NO NO NO Will you revert? NO NO NO NO Will you say YES? NO NO NO NO
Now I asked in a nice way I said pretty please I bent their ears Now I'll work on the knees
Hey Torquemada Walk this way We got a little game you might want to play Pull this handle, try your luck Who knows Torque, You might win a buck (All right)
Put it in the car In the car, In the car
How we doing? Any converts today? Not a one Nay Nay Nay We've flattened their fingers We've branded their buns Nothing is working SEND IN THE NUNS
The Inquisition (What a show) The Inquisition (Here we go) We know you’re wishing that we'd go away So come on all you Muslims and you Jews We got some good news for all of yous You'd better change your point of views today Cause the Inquisition’s here and it's here to say.