CHORUS: Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: And now it's... Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Watch out, Europe We're going on tour! Springtime for Hitler and Germany... CHORUS: Look, it's springtime LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: Winter for Poland and France CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER: Springtime for Hitler and Germany! CHORUS: Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! STORMTROOPER: Come on, Germans Go into your dance! STORMTROOPER "ROLF": I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf. STORMTROOPER "MEL": Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party! ULLA: The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming! STORMTROOPER #1: Heil Hitler! STORMTROOPER #2: Heil Hitler! LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: Heil Hitler! Springtime for Hitler and Germany ALL: Heil Hitler! ROGER: Heil myself Heil to me I'm the kraut Who's out to change our history Heil myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for you! CHORUS: Yes, you do! ROGER: If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two! Heil myself Raise your beer CHORUS: Jawohl! ROGER: Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer CHORUS: Hooray! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ROGER: Heil myself! CHORUS: Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ROGER: Heil myself! CHORUS: Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ROGER: ...stand and cheer! THE HEIL-LOs: The Fuhrer is causing a furor! He's got those Russians on the run You gotta love that wacky hun! The Fuhrer is causing a furor They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the whole world in his hands The Fuhrer is causing a furor! ROGER: I was just a paper hanger No one more obscurer Got a phone call from the Reichstag Told me I was Fuhrer Germany was blue What, oh, what to do? Hitched up my pants And conquered France Now Deutschland's smiling through! But it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I... I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor! It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz Heil myself Watch my show I'm the German Ethel Merman Dontcha know We are crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryone sieg heil to me Wonderful me! And now it's... CHORUS: Springtime for Hitler and Germany Goose-step's the new step today
ROGER: Springtime! Goose-steps! CHORUS MEN: Bombs falling from the skies again CHORUS: Deutschland is on the rise again ROGER & CHORUS: Springtime for Hitler and Germany U-boats are sailing once more Springtime for Hitler and Germany ROGER: Means that... CHORUS: Soon we'll be going... ROGER: We've got to be going... CHORUS: You know we'll be going.... ROGER: You bet we'll be going... ROGER &