The Inquisition (OST History of the World: Part 1)
The Inquistion, let's begin The Inquistion, look out sin We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews) We're gonna teach them wrong from right We're gonna help them see the light And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Jews just can't refuse)
Confess (confess, confess) Don't be boring Say yes (say yes, say yes) Don't be dull
A fact you're ignoring: it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull
The Inquistion, what a show The Inquistion, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay The Inquistion, oh boy The Inquistion, what a joy The Inquistion, oy oy
I was sitting in a temple I was minding my own business I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preparation H in sight
I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings and suddenly these guys bring down my balls I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and they started playing ping pong with my balls
Oy, the agony Ooh, the shame To make my privates public for a game
The Inquistion, what a show The Inquistion, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -
- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say? I just got back from the auto-da-fé Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé? It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway
Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day
Will you convert? No, no, no, no Will you confess? No, no, no, no Will you revert? No, no, no, no Will you say yes? No, no, no, no
Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
The Inquistion, what a show The Inquistion, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away So, c'mon you Moslems and you Jews We got big news for all of yous You better change your point of views today 'Cause the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay