You’re always aiming paper planes at me when you’re around, You build me up like building blocks, just so you can break me down. You can crush my candycane, but you’ll never catch me cry, If you didn’t go back to home and I tag you don’t be surprised I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy You think you’re smarter than me, With all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy
I’m not a little kid now, Watch me get big now, Spell my name on the fridge now, With all your alphabet boys You want a spelling bee now? With all “you’re smarter than me” now? You’re the prince of the playground, Little alphabet boy
Apples aren’t an always appropriate apology Butterscotch and bubblegum drops, are bittersweet to me. Don’t call me a child while you keep counting your coins Well you’re not my daddy, and I’m not your doll. And your dictionary’s distorted I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy You think you’re smarter than me, With all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy
I’m not a little kid now, Watch me get big now, Spell my name on the fridge now, With all your alphabet boys You want a spelling bee now? With all “you’re smarter than me” now? You’re the prince of the playground, Little alphabet boy Alphabet boy My alphabet boy
I’m not a little kid now, Watch me get big now, Spell my name on the fridge now, With all your alphabet boys You want a spelling bee now? With all “you’re smarter than me” now? You’re the prince of the playground, Little alphabet boy