I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies I want to wake up in the morning with that dark brown taste I want to see some dissipation in my face I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad But more that that I wanna be bad I wanna be evil, and trump an ace, Just to see my partner’s face. I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool And in the theatre I want to change my seat Just so I can step on Everybody’s feet I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze And whatever I’ve got I’m eager to lose I wanna be evil, little evil me Just as mean and evil as I can be