You left a parsnip on my chair I found some sweetcorn in my underwear You placed a broccoli on every stair. And it frightened me.
I found a broad bean in my wine And a spinach on my washing line You shoved a marrow where the sun don't shine And it frightened me.
* You're playing vegetable vegetable tricks Is that how you're getting your kicks? You're playing vegetable vegetable tricks I'm dealing with someone who's sick.
You put a cabbage in my summer hat You force fed beetroot to my favourite cat (Anus) Now there are purple patches where it sat And it frightened me.
I found twelve mushrooms in my shoe (In My Shoe) What a horrid horrid thing to do (What a h o r r i d thing to do) I was going to use them in tomorrow's stew You knew that, didn't you?