Won't you be my chauffeur? Won't you be my chauffeur? I wants him to drive me I wants him to drive me downtown Yes, he drives so easy I can't turn him down
But I don't want him But I don't want him To be ridin' these girls To be ridin' these girls around So I'm gonna steal me a pistol Shoot my chauffeur down
Well, I must buy him Well, I must buy him A brand new V8 A brand new V8 Ford Then he won't need no passengers I will be his load
Yeah, take it away
Going to let my chauffeur Going to let my chauffeur Drive me around the Drive me around the world Then he can be my little boy Yes, I'll be his girl