Mercedes: How d'you do I See you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down ´cause when you knocked He thought you were the candy-man Don't get strung out by the way I look, Don't judge a book by its covers I'm not much of a girl by the light of day, But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite From Sensational, Transylvania
Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Well you got caught with a flat Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite From Sensational, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night? (Santana: Night) Or maybe a bite? (Brittany: Bite) I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite (Brittany and Santana: Sweet Transvestite) From Sensational, Transylvania (Brittany and Santana: Transylvania) I'm just a Sweet Transvestite (Brittany and Santana: Sweet Transvestite) From Sensational, Transylvania. (Brittany and Santana: Transylvania)
So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici.... pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame, So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom.