Mercedes Lackey - F.A.P. | Текст песни

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• Mercedes Lackey
• F.A.P.

Aren't I kind to allow you
To live in my house
Aren't I gracious to grant you
The use of my chair

Aren't I wonderful
When I give you a dead mouse
Aren't I utterly, totally
Beyond compare

And don't you admire
The virtues you see
In marvelous, lovely,
Magnificent me-ow, meow, meow, meow

I will carefully shed
Just selected dark hair
When I'm lying on
All the white laundry you did

And the white hairs will go
Where I bother to lair
On black velvet
Where they can't be brushed off our head

They look so much better
That way you'll agree
They'll remind you of lovely,
Magnificent me-ow, meow, meow, meow

If you try to insist
That I live on dry food
I will either look thin
And pathetic and sad

Or I just might do something
Disgusting and rude
Such as eat it
Then throw up all over your pad

Only chicken and liver
And fish naturally
Are fit for the pallet
Of marvelous me-ow, meow, meow, meow

I really don't understand
Why you should look
At anything else
Or have things in your hands

So I'll patiently lie
On your papers or book
To suggest that you treat me
As my rank demands

You really should pet me
When your hands are free
It's a privilege to fondle
Magnificent me-ow, meow, meow, meow

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Or just when you're maddest
At something I've done
I'll go do something else
That's so touching or sweet

That's so charming, adorable
Silly or fun
It'll just knock the stockings clean
Off of your feet

Now you know you can't win
So why fight it you see
I know you're a sucker
For marvelous me-ow, meow, meow, meow

I know you're a sucker
For marvelous me

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