She keeps me warm in the Winter, Chilly in the Summertime; That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
And when I see my landlord, There's so much of her to hide behind; You wouldn't pay rent if your time was spent like mine!
Now she's so sweet with the softest heart; She's pretty soft around other parts, And at night when I lay me down, I don't need a piller when she's around.
Warm in the Winter, Shady in the Summertime; That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
Now when she's tickled, So much of her has the biggest time; I tell all my jokes to that fat gal of mine.
She's never fickle; You better put your name on the dotted line, First time you meet with with a big fat gal like mine!
This hard-time talk don't trouble me; I keep as happy as a honeybee; If things get rough and times get hard, I'll render my gal and sell the lard.
Warm in the Winter, Shady in the Summertime; That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
Now she's my shelter in the time of storm; I helter-skelter right under her arm. She's a beauty if you look at her face, And you shouldn't be a-lookin' any other place!
Warm in the Winter, Shady in the Summertime; That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!