There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doin' the Cretin Hop Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven Rockaway Beach Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum The sun is out and I want some It's not hard, not far to reach We can hitch a ride