Let's face the facts about me and you A love unspecified Though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear The crowd will always talk and stare I feel exactly those feelings, too And that's why I keep them inside 'Cause this Bear can't bear the world's disdain And sometimes it's easier to hide Than explain our guy love, that's all it is Guy love, he's mine, I'm his There's nothing gay about it in our eyes You ask me 'bout this thing we share And he tenderly replies It's guy love Between two guys. We're closer than the average man and wife That's why our matching bracelets say "Turk & J.D."! You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life. You're the only man who's ever been inside of me! Whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix. There's no need to clarify Oh, no? Just let it grow more and more each day! It's like I married my best friend But in a totally manly way! Let's go! It's guy love Don't compromise The feeling of some other guy Holding up your heart into the sky I'll be there to care through all the lows I'll be there to share your highs Uh! It's guy love between two guys And when I say "I love you, Turk" It's not what it implies It's guy love between two guys No hands