The world is counting on me To save the kids and cut up all the enemies My ninja sword can cut through almost anything Except the senator filled with nano machines
When I start my rampage It can't be stopped Every single foe I face will end up chopped At the end of my little trip It will be time to let er' rip! ah hahaha
Slice slice cut em' up That meme guy never shuts up I'm the best they'll ever be All this nano paste for me
In half on the floor Death is knocking on your door Put you in the ground Your body is never found
Slice slice killing them Get my arm chopped off again I killed Sam you see So go buy the DLC
Armstrong, are you mad Kill my wolf and I'll be sad He's my only friend But I'll beat you in the end
Everyday cut, everything I'll cut I slice and dice until their numbers up Everyday cut, everything I'll cut Go out and play my game You stupid fuck.