this stream is going to be perfect the kind of stream of which i've dream since i was small everybrony will gather round say i look lovely in my gown what they don't know is that don't care at all
this stream is going to be perfect the kind of stream of which i've dream since i was small but instead of reading fics with hilarious accent im stuck down here, trying ti fit through this damn hole!
i'll tell the chat that they are fat my biggest fans, they all be banned! mods? well they will power trip no more and when the Jackle says a word, i'll interrupt that stupid bird! the truth is that the stream is mine alone! Ponies make me want to hurt! it's show for little girls! but the fandom will still be all mine!
we must rotate until we escape geometry is not easy! wait! what if we just turn sideways? now everyone go online and click this little plus sign! follow rectangle pony cuz i say! yes, i love this pony show! it's how i met my husbando! oh, dear Jackleapp. i'll reblog very soon!
finally link's on EQD! the stream! the eyes are all on me
oh, ten thousand plus bronies don't know they're streaming a phony! no the fandom will be...